My Daughter's Music Lessons
"My daughter's music lessons are worth a fortune to me!"
"How is that ?"
"They enabled me to buy the neighbors' houses at half price".
"How is that ?"
"They enabled me to buy the neighbors' houses at half price".
Hiển thị các bài đăng có nhãn Hoc tieng anh qua truyen cuoi. Hiển thị tất cả bài đăng
Hiển thị các bài đăng có nhãn Hoc tieng anh qua truyen cuoi. Hiển thị tất cả bài đăng
Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 7, 2013
Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười - Lawyers
Lawyers
A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100.
He thought this one is not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5000.
He found a real expensive one who wanted $10,000. So the accused hired him.
Ultimately he lost the case and was sentenced to death.
As he was being taken to the death chamber, the first lawyer met him on the way and said " I would have got you this result for $100 only"!
Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười - Great Mystery
Great Mystery
Newsboy : "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?"
Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one." (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?"
Newsboy : "That's the mystery, sir. You're the fifty first victim".
Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one." (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?"
Newsboy : "That's the mystery, sir. You're the fifty first victim".
Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười - Outsmarted by a Woman
Outsmarted by a Woman
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later she became his stepmother.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later she became his stepmother.
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